1 00:00:02,212 --> 00:00:04,389 This programme contains some scenes... 2 00:00:04,434 --> 00:00:06,839 which some viewers may find upsetting. 3 00:00:06,884 --> 00:00:08,845 The ABC railway guide was beside both dead women. 4 00:00:08,890 --> 00:00:10,935 It is the killer telling us the rules of the game. 5 00:00:10,980 --> 00:00:12,535 Mr Cust, is there something you want? 6 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:13,943 The success of my enterprise. 7 00:00:13,988 --> 00:00:16,076 Would you mind if I joined you, Sir Carmichael? 8 00:00:16,121 --> 00:00:18,236 Not at all, but it is quite wild out there. 9 00:00:18,281 --> 00:00:19,831 Whore! 10 00:00:19,876 --> 00:00:23,095 Have I caused you some offence? You're not who you say you are. 11 00:00:23,140 --> 00:00:31,140 Who the hell are you? 12 00:00:46,052 --> 00:00:51,895 Mon nom est Hercule Poirot. 13 00:00:51,940 --> 00:00:59,940 Je suis un refugie. 14 00:01:01,732 --> 00:01:04,695 Are you joining family who are already here, 15 00:01:04,740 --> 00:01:10,263 or are family, wife and children joining you later? 16 00:01:10,308 --> 00:01:13,556 Non. 17 00:01:13,601 --> 00:01:16,919 Do you need a doctor? 18 00:01:16,964 --> 00:01:19,556 Non. 19 00:01:19,601 --> 00:01:24,855 And what is your profession? 20 00:01:24,900 --> 00:01:27,031 GLASS SMASHES 21 00:01:27,076 --> 00:01:32,343 Are you all right, madam? 22 00:01:32,388 --> 00:01:33,623 Gendarme. 23 00:01:33,668 --> 00:01:41,668 TRAIN WHISTLE 24 00:02:28,900 --> 00:02:31,223 Where's the letter from ABC? You have what I have. 25 00:02:31,268 --> 00:02:33,335 The Inspector isn't going to want all these. 26 00:02:33,380 --> 00:02:36,727 I have no wish for them either. Take them. 27 00:02:36,772 --> 00:02:38,396 What are you so twitchy for? 28 00:02:38,441 --> 00:02:41,036 You'd better not be doing your own thing. Crome won't like that. 29 00:02:41,081 --> 00:02:44,663 You have ransacked my home and removed my personal possessions. 30 00:02:44,708 --> 00:02:49,783 "Twitchy" is the appropriate response. 31 00:02:49,828 --> 00:02:51,716 All right if I use your lavvy before I go? 32 00:02:51,761 --> 00:02:57,079 No, it's not all right. 33 00:02:57,124 --> 00:03:05,124 Don't do yourself any favours, do you? 34 00:03:10,121 --> 00:03:18,121 DOOR OPENS 35 00:03:53,188 --> 00:04:01,188 SOBBING 36 00:04:06,372 --> 00:04:11,191 Sir Carmichael? 37 00:04:11,236 --> 00:04:15,031 How disgraceful of me, what an appalling show, 38 00:04:15,076 --> 00:04:20,756 I'm so sorry... There's nothing to be sorry for. 39 00:04:20,801 --> 00:04:28,801 You are such a comfort to me, Thora. 40 00:04:38,692 --> 00:04:43,255 What the hell are you doing?! 41 00:04:43,300 --> 00:04:46,519 I was just trying to be kind. I love my wife. 42 00:04:46,564 --> 00:04:48,684 How can you live here all this time and not know that? 43 00:04:48,729 --> 00:04:50,167 You've misunderstood me, I... 44 00:04:50,212 --> 00:04:57,335 I give you a week to find another job and somewhere else to live. 45 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:59,767 Consider this your formal notice of dismissal. 46 00:04:59,812 --> 00:05:02,036 Sir, I... 47 00:05:02,081 --> 00:05:07,127 Lady Hermione's asking for you, Sir. Thank you, Capstick. 48 00:05:07,172 --> 00:05:15,172 You have plenty of work to be getting on with, Miss Grey. 49 00:05:15,812 --> 00:05:18,007 "Miss Grey" is it now? 50 00:05:18,052 --> 00:05:25,559 Someone's fallen off her pedestal. 51 00:05:25,604 --> 00:05:29,079 Piss off! 52 00:05:29,124 --> 00:05:37,124 I've got my eye on you, girl. 53 00:06:04,004 --> 00:06:12,004 Come on, just a short stroll. Stretch the legs. 54 00:06:12,388 --> 00:06:20,215 OWL HOOTS 55 00:06:20,260 --> 00:06:28,260 Come on, Wilbur. You're supposed to be going for a walk. Go on! Go on! 56 00:06:36,401 --> 00:06:40,631 WILBUR YAPS AND GROWLS 57 00:06:40,676 --> 00:06:48,375 What's the matter with you? Silly old thing! 58 00:06:48,420 --> 00:06:50,516 WILBUR WHIMPERS 59 00:06:50,561 --> 00:06:54,327 THUD! 60 00:06:54,372 --> 00:07:02,372 LABOURED BREATHING 61 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:18,180 THUD! 62 00:07:18,761 --> 00:07:24,599 KNOCK AT DOOR 63 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:29,783 It's Mrs Kirkham from across the hall. 64 00:07:29,828 --> 00:07:32,023 It's my daily woman's fault. 65 00:07:32,068 --> 00:07:35,351 I honestly don't think she can read. She just puts everything on 66 00:07:35,396 --> 00:07:38,551 the mantelpiece, whether it's for me, or for someone else. 67 00:07:38,596 --> 00:07:42,199 She's incorrigibly stupid, but very good at dusting. 68 00:07:42,244 --> 00:07:47,383 Madame, we are neighbours, yet you come to my door wearing that? 69 00:07:47,428 --> 00:07:51,031 Oh...Oh, but it's not you we object to. 70 00:07:51,076 --> 00:07:54,807 It's all the others. The ones that breed like flies. 71 00:07:54,852 --> 00:07:57,303 How may I assist you? 72 00:07:57,348 --> 00:07:59,636 Well, like I say, my daily's fault. 73 00:07:59,681 --> 00:08:04,023 I only just saw it. 74 00:08:04,068 --> 00:08:12,068 Incredibly rude. 75 00:08:22,948 --> 00:08:30,948 TICKING 76 00:08:39,204 --> 00:08:41,783 Operator.Churston. Combeside is the house. 77 00:08:41,828 --> 00:08:44,023 The name is Clarke. Hurry! 78 00:08:44,068 --> 00:08:52,068 PHONE RINGS 79 00:08:54,641 --> 00:08:57,847 Churston 966. Is this Combeside?It is. 80 00:08:57,892 --> 00:09:00,023 Is Sir Carmichael safe? 81 00:09:00,068 --> 00:09:02,135 Who is this? What are you talking about? 82 00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:06,487 It is Hercule Poirot. Somebody means him great harm. 83 00:09:06,532 --> 00:09:08,156 Harm? Why? 84 00:09:08,201 --> 00:09:10,391 Because his name is Carmichael Clarke. 85 00:09:10,436 --> 00:09:12,596 Who is it, Franklin? 86 00:09:12,641 --> 00:09:14,999 Darling, can you ask Car to come to the telephone? 87 00:09:15,044 --> 00:09:18,007 He took Wilbur for his walk. 88 00:09:18,052 --> 00:09:21,911 When?Oh, I don't know, I was... I was dozing. 89 00:09:21,956 --> 00:09:27,287 What is it? 90 00:09:27,332 --> 00:09:30,039 Car? 91 00:09:30,084 --> 00:09:35,927 WILBUR BARKS Car? 92 00:09:35,972 --> 00:09:43,972 Car? 93 00:09:54,340 --> 00:09:57,687 WILBUR YAPS 94 00:09:57,732 --> 00:10:00,823 Yes, there we are... 95 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:06,647 I was in the bath. Is there something wrong? 96 00:10:06,692 --> 00:10:08,887 Sir Carmichael? I have to call the police. 97 00:10:08,932 --> 00:10:11,127 I'm sorry, I have to call them right now. 98 00:10:11,172 --> 00:10:19,172 PHONE PIPS 99 00:10:24,420 --> 00:10:28,215 Terror grips nation.Thank you. Terror grips nation. 100 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:30,903 Terror grips nation. 101 00:10:30,948 --> 00:10:34,487 RADIO: 200 extra police constables will be patrolling the streets. 102 00:10:34,532 --> 00:10:36,599 But our question for the commissioner of the. 103 00:10:36,644 --> 00:10:38,839 Metropolitan police force is 104 00:10:38,884 --> 00:10:41,996 is this substantial enough in the face of terror that ABC 105 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:44,756 is wreaking across the country? 106 00:10:44,801 --> 00:10:48,759 Inspector Crome of Scotland Yard was unable to comment. 107 00:10:48,804 --> 00:10:54,476 The question on everyone's mind is where will ABC strike next? 108 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:58,679 Who and where is D? And we are concerned, 109 00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:06,724 that this government is not... 110 00:11:07,044 --> 00:11:15,044 Is my breakfast not good enough for you? 111 00:11:25,988 --> 00:11:27,287 I'm sorry? 112 00:11:27,332 --> 00:11:35,332 I said, is my breakfast not good enough for you? 113 00:11:41,220 --> 00:11:49,220 It looks delicious. 114 00:12:04,601 --> 00:12:12,601 Chin-chin. 115 00:12:20,452 --> 00:12:28,452 HE RETCHES 116 00:12:30,948 --> 00:12:34,743 You think the killer wanted to get me? Why? 117 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:39,031 He is, and pardon me for being so blunt, 118 00:12:39,076 --> 00:12:43,916 a deranged sexual pervert. His victims are women. 119 00:12:43,961 --> 00:12:46,135 Ascher. Barnard... 120 00:12:46,180 --> 00:12:48,759 But my surname is Grey. 121 00:12:48,804 --> 00:12:55,287 Perhaps he thought it was Crey and mistook Sir Carmichael for you. 122 00:12:55,332 --> 00:12:59,703 What about Capstick? Maybe the killer wanted to get her. 123 00:12:59,748 --> 00:13:04,076 Inspector, how could anyone, even in the grip of depraved lunacy, 124 00:13:04,121 --> 00:13:09,175 mistake my brother for Miss Grey or Capstick? 125 00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:16,663 Did any of you see any strangers, anything or anyone unusual? 126 00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:20,503 Poirot was here. 127 00:13:20,548 --> 00:13:23,319 I saw him. 128 00:13:23,364 --> 00:13:26,967 Poirot.No, Hermione, darling, that was a long time ago. 129 00:13:27,012 --> 00:13:29,463 Was it? Really? 130 00:13:29,508 --> 00:13:31,447 Oh, of course! 131 00:13:31,492 --> 00:13:34,391 Yes! Mes enfants! 132 00:13:34,436 --> 00:13:37,676 That's right. And what a party it was, eh? 133 00:13:37,721 --> 00:13:40,796 I've been having the most terrible dreams. 134 00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:44,439 All right. Let's get you back to bed, angel. Come on. 135 00:13:44,484 --> 00:13:47,831 Is Car coming home soon? 136 00:13:47,876 --> 00:13:52,375 Come on. 137 00:13:52,420 --> 00:14:00,420 Come on. 138 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:06,967 I'll get an officer to take your statements. 139 00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:15,012 Isn't it time you packed, Miss Grey? 140 00:14:25,124 --> 00:14:30,007 Corpus Christi.Amen. 141 00:14:30,052 --> 00:14:36,855 Corpus Christi.Amen. 142 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:40,695 Corpus Christi.Amen. 143 00:14:40,740 --> 00:14:43,127 Corpus Christi.Amen. 144 00:14:43,172 --> 00:14:48,836 Corpus Christi. Corpus Christi. Amen. 145 00:14:48,881 --> 00:14:52,471 I salute you Marie. Full of grace. 146 00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:56,439 They are coming! The Lord is with you. 147 00:14:56,484 --> 00:14:58,743 They are coming! 148 00:14:58,788 --> 00:15:04,247 Holy Mary, mother of God. 149 00:15:04,292 --> 00:15:12,292 GUNSHOT AND SCREAMS 150 00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:21,236 Corpus Christi. 151 00:15:21,281 --> 00:15:24,116 Corpus Christi. 152 00:15:24,161 --> 00:15:26,135 How come you never told the police? 153 00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:28,887 How come you let that man and those women be killed? 154 00:15:28,932 --> 00:15:30,836 I did not let them be killed. 155 00:15:30,881 --> 00:15:33,921 Well, that's what it says here. Where is he going to strike next? MOB SHOUTS. 156 00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,543 My dad died in Belgium. 157 00:15:35,588 --> 00:15:38,935 Private Eric Beddows of the King's Infantry, blown to bits in 158 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:46,980 your shitty country that you couldn't even stay and fight for! 159 00:15:51,652 --> 00:15:57,303 Your neighbour told me where you'd be. 160 00:15:57,348 --> 00:16:00,055 Go. 161 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:08,100 What are you hiding from the police?! 162 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:16,951 I'm sad, Lily. 163 00:16:16,996 --> 00:16:19,255 No-one loves me. 164 00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:27,300 You don't love me and I take care of you, don't I? 165 00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:33,015 Will you sing me a song because I'm sad? 166 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:36,535 Day and night 167 00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:39,735 Why is it so 168 00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:46,839 That this longing for you follows wherever I go? 169 00:16:46,884 --> 00:16:50,935 In the roaring traffic's boom 170 00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:55,556 In the silence of my lonely room 171 00:16:55,601 --> 00:16:58,556 I think of you 172 00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:01,303 Night and day 173 00:17:01,348 --> 00:17:05,719 Day and night 174 00:17:05,764 --> 00:17:13,764 Deep in the heart of me. 175 00:17:32,388 --> 00:17:36,183 I wish I had been able to alert you sooner. 176 00:17:36,228 --> 00:17:38,103 Your brother would be alive. 177 00:17:38,148 --> 00:17:40,855 But I was not enough. 178 00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:43,095 I don't hold you responsible. Far from it. 179 00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:45,143 How is Lady Hermione? 180 00:17:45,188 --> 00:17:46,359 She's very frail. 181 00:17:46,404 --> 00:17:49,495 I wouldn't have left her if this wasn't so important. 182 00:17:49,540 --> 00:17:52,695 What is your opinion of Inspector Crome? 183 00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:55,916 I am not familiar with his methodology. 184 00:17:55,961 --> 00:17:59,351 Ah, well, I'm not convinced he's got one. 185 00:17:59,396 --> 00:18:04,407 But you do, though. So what do YOU think? 186 00:18:04,452 --> 00:18:07,676 There is a connection between Bexhill and Churston, 187 00:18:07,721 --> 00:18:12,279 because I've visited both places, but I've never been to Andover, so 188 00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:16,567 perhaps the connection is mere coincidence. 189 00:18:16,612 --> 00:18:18,836 Crome doesn't ask questions. 190 00:18:18,881 --> 00:18:21,367 I need you to ask the questions. 191 00:18:21,412 --> 00:18:24,375 I don't think the Inspector would appreciate that. 192 00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:28,023 Car's head was nearly taken right off his neck. 193 00:18:28,068 --> 00:18:31,169 My brother, who never thought or did 194 00:18:31,214 --> 00:18:34,103 a petty, cruel thing in his life. 195 00:18:34,148 --> 00:18:36,407 So I don't care what the Inspector appreciates, 196 00:18:36,452 --> 00:18:38,327 I want this bloody man stopped. 197 00:18:38,372 --> 00:18:41,527 What makes you think it's a man? 198 00:18:41,572 --> 00:18:44,279 LETTERBOX CLATTERS 199 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:52,324 Excusez-moi. 200 00:19:10,564 --> 00:19:18,564 "Mon Cher Hercule, are you having fun yet? What's next..." 201 00:19:21,281 --> 00:19:24,279 You ask the questions... 202 00:19:24,324 --> 00:19:32,324 and I will pay for your time. 203 00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:53,719 Come in. 204 00:19:53,764 --> 00:19:57,815 You've met Miss Megan Barnard, I believe.Mademoiselle. 205 00:19:57,860 --> 00:20:00,695 And Donald Fraser.Monsieur. And Mrs Barnard isn't coping 206 00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:04,087 particularly well, so best left in peace. 207 00:20:04,132 --> 00:20:07,735 And of course, poor Mrs Ascher's husband is in prison. 208 00:20:07,780 --> 00:20:11,063 Thora is just getting dressed. 209 00:20:11,108 --> 00:20:14,647 Ah. 210 00:20:14,692 --> 00:20:18,116 We've had something of a fracas at Combeside. 211 00:20:18,161 --> 00:20:19,703 Some of the maids have it in for Thora. 212 00:20:19,748 --> 00:20:24,503 It's just jealousy, I expect, but I've taken this room for her. 213 00:20:24,548 --> 00:20:32,548 It's been a horrible shock for the poor girl. 214 00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:40,247 Thora? 215 00:20:40,292 --> 00:20:45,815 Ah. 216 00:20:45,860 --> 00:20:53,860 You remember Miss Grey. Mademoiselle Grey. 217 00:21:02,441 --> 00:21:07,383 Franklin says you don't think the killer is a man. Why not? 218 00:21:07,428 --> 00:21:11,287 There is a layer of artifice in the letters, 219 00:21:11,332 --> 00:21:14,999 as if a woman were writing to give the impression of being a man, 220 00:21:15,044 --> 00:21:18,967 or vice versa.Betty would never have gone off with another man. 221 00:21:19,012 --> 00:21:20,636 Never. 222 00:21:20,681 --> 00:21:23,831 So Miss Barnard went to a beach hut and took her stockings off 223 00:21:23,876 --> 00:21:25,687 for another girl? 224 00:21:25,732 --> 00:21:28,076 I never thought Bexhill quite so... racy. 225 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:31,255 Christ! Betty wouldn't have gone off with anyone! She loved me! 226 00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:33,687 We were in love!Mes enfants, 227 00:21:33,732 --> 00:21:37,719 if we are to discover the killer, we must be honest about the nature 228 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:40,796 and proclivities of the victims. 229 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:43,095 Who the hell are you calling a child? I'm not a child! 230 00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:44,996 I'm not some boy to be patronised! Please, Mr 231 00:21:45,041 --> 00:21:47,063 Fraser, it's just something that Mr Poirot says. 232 00:21:47,108 --> 00:21:49,815 "Mes enfants," he's known for it. He means nothing insulting by it. 233 00:21:49,860 --> 00:21:55,575 Well, I am insulted! 234 00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:58,199 We were told you were going to ask us questions, 235 00:21:58,244 --> 00:22:01,796 so get on and ask them. 236 00:22:01,841 --> 00:22:06,135 Searching your memories, did any of you notice anything peculiar 237 00:22:06,180 --> 00:22:09,143 in the lead-up to the murders? 238 00:22:09,188 --> 00:22:17,188 No strangers? Nothing different in the behaviour of the victims? 239 00:22:19,812 --> 00:22:23,415 No, nothing strange. Nothing different. 240 00:22:23,460 --> 00:22:26,679 Mr Fraser?Er, no. Nothing different. Nothing unusual. 241 00:22:26,724 --> 00:22:28,521 Is that it? Because the police asked 242 00:22:28,566 --> 00:22:30,356 exactly the same question, so we've 243 00:22:30,401 --> 00:22:33,015 come all this way for nothing. I feel sorry for you, Mr Clarke. 244 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:38,903 You've wasted your money, I've wasted my time! 245 00:22:38,948 --> 00:22:46,948 He... He's upset. 246 00:22:47,268 --> 00:22:54,135 That went well. 247 00:22:54,180 --> 00:22:55,415 Donald, wait. 248 00:22:55,460 --> 00:22:58,615 Mademoiselle, can you tell me what sort of person your sister 249 00:22:58,660 --> 00:23:02,455 might have met at the beach hut in the middle of the night? 250 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:04,567 Wasn't the kind of thing we discussed. 251 00:23:04,612 --> 00:23:07,895 Could you tell me what stockings your sister wore? 252 00:23:07,940 --> 00:23:15,940 No. 253 00:23:36,292 --> 00:23:42,263 HE GASPS 254 00:23:42,308 --> 00:23:50,308 HE SOBS 255 00:24:01,380 --> 00:24:09,380 HE MOANS AND CHOKES 256 00:24:38,372 --> 00:24:46,372 FLIES BUZZ 257 00:24:48,740 --> 00:24:56,740 BELL RINGS 258 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:08,900 FLIES BUZZ 259 00:26:42,468 --> 00:26:50,468 BABY CRIES 260 00:27:04,612 --> 00:27:08,036 So, despite what I said, despite me telling you point-blank to 261 00:27:08,081 --> 00:27:12,695 stay out of this, Clarke's got you on the payroll. 262 00:27:12,740 --> 00:27:14,743 I did not withhold information from you. 263 00:27:14,788 --> 00:27:19,607 Do not tell lies about me to make yourself more popular. 264 00:27:19,652 --> 00:27:22,231 I didn't say a bloody thing! They make up what they want, 265 00:27:22,276 --> 00:27:26,775 they always do.Because of this, I have been spat at in the street! 266 00:27:26,820 --> 00:27:29,276 Well, I've been spat at, too! Happens to coppers. 267 00:27:29,321 --> 00:27:32,876 Oh. So now I am a policeman? A "copper", even. How gratifying. 268 00:27:32,921 --> 00:27:34,715 Don't twist my words! And never mind what it says about you... 269 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,596 look what they say about me! 270 00:27:36,641 --> 00:27:39,476 I can't find my arse with both hands!That is not what it says. 271 00:27:39,521 --> 00:27:43,927 Well, it might as well do. 272 00:27:43,972 --> 00:27:48,236 What the hell?!Madame Ascher was wearing new stockings. 273 00:27:48,281 --> 00:27:52,375 Betty Barnard was strangled with the same make of stockings. 274 00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:55,767 And Carmichael Clarke was a secret stocking-wearer, was he? 275 00:27:55,812 --> 00:27:58,391 Had ladies scanties on under his tweed suit? 276 00:27:58,436 --> 00:28:01,676 Keep that one out of the papers. 277 00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:06,263 I think this is what is left of the packet the stockings came in. 278 00:28:06,308 --> 00:28:08,759 We need to identify it. 279 00:28:08,804 --> 00:28:12,791 "We", and you "think"? It's a scrap of paper. 280 00:28:12,836 --> 00:28:16,503 You have people, you must put them on it immediately. 281 00:28:16,548 --> 00:28:19,916 First off, you don't give me orders. And second, yeah, 282 00:28:19,961 --> 00:28:23,351 I do have people - top people - but they're a bit busy working on 283 00:28:23,396 --> 00:28:25,399 the letters to chase after a scrap of paper - 284 00:28:25,444 --> 00:28:27,959 they're trying to break the code, because there must be a code. 285 00:28:28,004 --> 00:28:30,071 There is a code. 286 00:28:30,116 --> 00:28:34,167 The code is me.What?! 287 00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:38,583 I'm having a brandy, do you want one? 288 00:28:38,628 --> 00:28:40,183 You're offering me a drink? 289 00:28:40,228 --> 00:28:42,039 Despite what I may think, 290 00:28:42,084 --> 00:28:45,716 Japp said you were a good man, so I am offering you a brandy. 291 00:28:45,761 --> 00:28:50,103 Do you want one? Yes or no? 292 00:28:50,148 --> 00:28:56,503 Japp said that? 293 00:28:56,548 --> 00:29:00,727 The code is you? 294 00:29:00,772 --> 00:29:03,415 Chin-chin. 295 00:29:03,460 --> 00:29:06,236 In 1921, 296 00:29:06,281 --> 00:29:09,116 I had a cream tea 297 00:29:09,161 --> 00:29:11,095 at The Ginger Cat 298 00:29:11,140 --> 00:29:13,783 in Bexhill where, years later, Betty Barnard 299 00:29:13,828 --> 00:29:15,895 was to become a waitress. 300 00:29:15,940 --> 00:29:19,927 In 1928, I attended Lady Hermione's 301 00:29:19,972 --> 00:29:22,295 birthday party in Combeside. 302 00:29:22,340 --> 00:29:26,967 I know. She kept talking about you, said you'd been there. 303 00:29:27,012 --> 00:29:29,783 Poor lady couldn't even remember her husband had died. 304 00:29:29,828 --> 00:29:33,047 But Andover doesn't fit the pattern. 305 00:29:33,092 --> 00:29:37,719 I found this in Madame Ascher's shop. 306 00:29:37,764 --> 00:29:39,383 It was framed. 307 00:29:39,428 --> 00:29:42,967 She'd kept it since 1914. 308 00:29:43,012 --> 00:29:45,975 It was precious to her. 309 00:29:46,020 --> 00:29:49,687 You took evidence from a crime scene? What is wrong with you? 310 00:29:49,732 --> 00:29:53,399 Read it. 311 00:29:53,444 --> 00:29:56,663 "A train carrying refugees from Belgium was held at a siding, 312 00:29:56,708 --> 00:29:59,996 "waiting for a driver. One of the passengers got tired of the 313 00:30:00,041 --> 00:30:02,359 "long delay and his mother went into labour. 314 00:30:02,404 --> 00:30:05,175 "Luckily for mother and baby, Mrs Alice Ascher, who owns a nearby 315 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:07,799 "tobacconists, was able to offer the newborn boy a full 316 00:30:07,844 --> 00:30:09,596 "wardrobe of bootees and shawls." 317 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:15,095 It's very sweet, but what's it got to do with you? 318 00:30:15,140 --> 00:30:18,167 "The baby was delivered by another passenger on the train, 319 00:30:18,212 --> 00:30:22,007 "one M Hercule Poirot... 320 00:30:22,052 --> 00:30:23,927 "before continuing on his journey." 321 00:30:23,972 --> 00:30:26,636 But I didn't know it was Andover. 322 00:30:26,681 --> 00:30:31,159 The night was dark, and no-one thought to mention where we were. 323 00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:33,783 This baby will be 19 by now. 324 00:30:33,828 --> 00:30:39,287 What was the mother's name?Marie. Her surname.I didn't even ask. 325 00:30:39,332 --> 00:30:42,487 It wasn't important at the time. 326 00:30:42,532 --> 00:30:44,343 This baby could be our man. 327 00:30:44,388 --> 00:30:46,583 What if it isn't a man writing the letters? 328 00:30:46,628 --> 00:30:48,503 Of course it's a bloody man! 329 00:30:48,548 --> 00:30:50,807 How do you know how to deliver a baby? 330 00:30:50,852 --> 00:30:54,519 I've lived a long life. 331 00:30:54,564 --> 00:30:56,951 But you were right, Crome. The killer knows me, 332 00:30:56,996 --> 00:30:58,679 knows all about me. 333 00:30:58,724 --> 00:31:02,839 From the moment I arrived in this country, my entire life here - 334 00:31:02,884 --> 00:31:08,036 they know everything. And the next locale, 335 00:31:08,081 --> 00:31:12,596 the letter D, will also be a place I have visited. 336 00:31:12,641 --> 00:31:16,676 We know that the next target's name will begin with D, 337 00:31:16,721 --> 00:31:20,311 so to find them, let's make a list of all the places beginning 338 00:31:20,356 --> 00:31:28,356 with D that I have been to. 339 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:39,383 Dawlish, Deal, Didcot, Denmark Hill, Doncaster, Dorking, Dundee, 340 00:31:39,428 --> 00:31:41,017 Dinas, Dover, Dove Holes, Downham 341 00:31:41,062 --> 00:31:42,839 Market, Duke Street, Dunrobin Castle 342 00:31:42,884 --> 00:31:44,866 and Dyce. One of these stations, one 343 00:31:44,911 --> 00:31:46,935 of these cities, towns and villages, 344 00:31:46,980 --> 00:31:50,156 is where ABC will be next. 345 00:31:50,201 --> 00:31:53,783 Go through the telephone directory, go through the census, 346 00:31:53,828 --> 00:31:56,343 find every person with a surname beginning with D. 347 00:31:56,388 --> 00:31:58,676 "Person"? I thought you said the killer was after women. 348 00:31:58,721 --> 00:32:06,721 Well, maybe I changed my bloody mind! Get on with it! 349 00:32:09,521 --> 00:32:14,647 How long is she gone for? Couple of hours. 350 00:32:14,692 --> 00:32:17,996 What's this? 351 00:32:18,041 --> 00:32:20,535 Backgammon. 352 00:32:20,580 --> 00:32:23,351 I used to play a lot. I used to be good. 353 00:32:23,396 --> 00:32:31,396 What happened?I stopped being good. 354 00:32:35,044 --> 00:32:37,303 Oh, Mr Cust! 355 00:32:37,348 --> 00:32:40,916 You're the killer! It's you! 356 00:32:40,961 --> 00:32:43,383 I'm a travelling salesman. I sell stockings. 357 00:32:43,428 --> 00:32:47,415 SHE LAUGHS I'm only joking. 358 00:32:47,460 --> 00:32:51,716 The ABC is to do with the railway guide - I read that in the paper. 359 00:32:51,761 --> 00:32:54,356 And you'd have to be thick to leave that sort of clue if it was 360 00:32:54,401 --> 00:32:57,207 actually your name. 361 00:32:57,252 --> 00:33:01,879 Still, if it was you, I'd get you to bump Mum off. 362 00:33:01,924 --> 00:33:05,335 Heave her down a flight of stairs. Lily, murder is a crime. 363 00:33:05,380 --> 00:33:09,367 It's a sin against God. I'm joking, again. 364 00:33:09,412 --> 00:33:11,756 Though sometimes - I've got to be honest - 365 00:33:11,801 --> 00:33:19,801 it seems like a really good idea. Make life easier. 366 00:33:36,868 --> 00:33:38,935 Waste of a good stocking, if you ask me. 367 00:33:38,980 --> 00:33:46,980 Nothing else ties as tight. 368 00:33:51,908 --> 00:33:57,116 Tighter. 369 00:33:57,161 --> 00:34:01,975 So what does the A and B stand for, then, Mr Cust? 370 00:34:02,020 --> 00:34:03,895 Alexander Bonaparte. 371 00:34:03,940 --> 00:34:05,815 Don't tell Mum that - 372 00:34:05,860 --> 00:34:09,335 she'll start ranting and raving about the foreign. 373 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:11,575 If she asks, just tell her you're called Alexander - 374 00:34:11,620 --> 00:34:19,620 it's a good English name. 375 00:34:28,452 --> 00:34:30,967 Please, Lily. 376 00:34:31,012 --> 00:34:35,895 It lets it out, the darkness. 377 00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:43,940 Make it stop. 378 00:34:59,044 --> 00:35:07,044 It needs to hurt. 379 00:35:14,148 --> 00:35:22,148 Harder. 380 00:35:56,004 --> 00:36:03,063 KNOCKING AT DOOR 381 00:36:03,108 --> 00:36:06,007 Mademoiselle. 382 00:36:06,052 --> 00:36:07,735 Do you recognise this? 383 00:36:07,780 --> 00:36:12,023 The colour, perhaps - does it correspond to anything you 384 00:36:12,068 --> 00:36:16,823 might have seen on your sister's dressing table? 385 00:36:16,868 --> 00:36:19,447 The colour of a packet of stockings? 386 00:36:19,492 --> 00:36:22,391 I'm sorry. 387 00:36:22,436 --> 00:36:25,655 Maybe your mother would know. Is she here? 388 00:36:25,700 --> 00:36:29,879 Donald took her to Herstmonceux Castle for the day. 389 00:36:29,924 --> 00:36:37,367 There's a tea room. They do cakes. Mmm. 390 00:36:37,412 --> 00:36:42,423 I haven't been completely honest about that night. 391 00:36:42,468 --> 00:36:45,495 I suppose I'm ashamed about it. 392 00:36:45,540 --> 00:36:52,023 We didn't agree to not say anything, Donald and me, we just... 393 00:36:52,068 --> 00:36:54,967 You see, he, Donald and me... 394 00:36:55,012 --> 00:36:58,487 Had a prior understanding. 395 00:36:58,532 --> 00:37:01,623 Hmm? 396 00:37:01,668 --> 00:37:05,015 I observed a tension. 397 00:37:05,060 --> 00:37:11,287 He will not look at you, yet you run after him. 398 00:37:11,332 --> 00:37:13,335 After he, erm... 399 00:37:13,380 --> 00:37:18,327 took up with Betty, he kept coming round for his supper, 400 00:37:18,372 --> 00:37:20,636 like he always had done, 401 00:37:20,681 --> 00:37:23,276 whether Betty was in or not. 402 00:37:23,321 --> 00:37:28,567 Mum loves him, you see. She's always wanted a son. 403 00:37:28,612 --> 00:37:32,855 Betty would never have married him. 404 00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:37,335 It was too much for me, so I used to sit in the kitchen. 405 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:40,556 DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES 406 00:37:40,601 --> 00:37:42,967 Mum's gone to the pictures. 407 00:37:43,012 --> 00:37:45,463 She still put you a plate up, though. 408 00:37:45,508 --> 00:37:49,943 Feel free to eat it in the other room. 409 00:37:49,988 --> 00:37:55,383 Oh, Megan, you are embarrassing yourself, huh? 410 00:37:55,428 --> 00:37:57,836 Making out like this is everyone's fault. 411 00:37:57,881 --> 00:38:00,247 But if you'd made more effort with your hair, 412 00:38:00,292 --> 00:38:03,511 your clothes, been more... go-getting, maybe I wouldn't have 413 00:38:03,556 --> 00:38:07,159 looked elsewhere. A man wants to feel good with a girl on his arm, 414 00:38:07,204 --> 00:38:11,319 not dragged down. You need an interest, a hobby. 415 00:38:11,364 --> 00:38:13,751 You should do a course or something. Look at Betty. 416 00:38:13,796 --> 00:38:16,503 She's learning silver service - not because she wants to be a 417 00:38:16,548 --> 00:38:19,639 waitress - so she can see how real people behave for when we're 418 00:38:19,684 --> 00:38:22,391 both getting on in life. She's thinking ahead. 419 00:38:22,436 --> 00:38:24,836 Betty's at the Palais. 420 00:38:24,881 --> 00:38:32,881 She's serving something all right, but I doubt it's silver. 421 00:38:40,996 --> 00:38:44,087 CHATTER AND LAUGHTER 422 00:38:44,132 --> 00:38:52,132 UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS 423 00:38:55,972 --> 00:39:00,023 Donald?!You're coming home with me. Let go, you dozy bastard! 424 00:39:00,068 --> 00:39:03,116 You stay here, I won't marry you! 425 00:39:03,161 --> 00:39:07,703 Oh, my broken heart! 426 00:39:07,748 --> 00:39:11,876 I wanted him to see I would have been a good wife. 427 00:39:11,921 --> 00:39:14,935 I would have been faithful. 428 00:39:14,980 --> 00:39:16,855 I wanted to rub his nose in it. 429 00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:18,775 Hmm. 430 00:39:18,820 --> 00:39:24,919 In the circumstances, that is entirely forgiveable. 431 00:39:24,964 --> 00:39:31,703 Really?Yes. 432 00:39:31,748 --> 00:39:35,756 I thank you for your help. 433 00:39:35,801 --> 00:39:39,836 You mustn't think badly of Donald. 434 00:39:39,881 --> 00:39:44,887 He is eating cake with your mother while you, mademoiselle, grieving 435 00:39:44,932 --> 00:39:47,575 and alone, are peeling potatoes, 436 00:39:47,620 --> 00:39:55,620 so I will think what I please. 437 00:40:09,508 --> 00:40:12,535 There was a man at the Palais with the same clothes as you! 438 00:40:12,580 --> 00:40:20,580 He walked right past me! 439 00:40:20,900 --> 00:40:24,375 TRAIN WHISTLE 440 00:40:24,420 --> 00:40:27,447 I'm told Lady Hermione believed she saw me at Combeside, 441 00:40:27,492 --> 00:40:29,879 the day Sir Carmichael was murdered. 442 00:40:29,924 --> 00:40:32,055 She gets very confused. 443 00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:33,719 I'll let you speak alone. 444 00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:37,436 She's, erm... She's looking forward to seeing you, but you must expect 445 00:40:37,481 --> 00:40:40,951 her to be most uncomplimentary about Thora, I'm afraid. 446 00:40:40,996 --> 00:40:48,996 The animosity seems to be the only thing keeping her going. 447 00:40:57,828 --> 00:41:00,023 ALL: Happy Birthday to you 448 00:41:00,068 --> 00:41:02,276 Happy Birthday to you 449 00:41:02,321 --> 00:41:05,527 Happy Birthday dear Hermione 450 00:41:05,572 --> 00:41:10,199 Happy Birthday to you. 451 00:41:10,244 --> 00:41:17,687 Bravo. 452 00:41:17,732 --> 00:41:20,567 Bon anniversaire, Lady Hermione. 453 00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:24,727 Oh, I am such an admirer! 454 00:41:24,772 --> 00:41:26,967 Such an admirer. 455 00:41:27,012 --> 00:41:30,487 Are we going to have a murder? LAUGHTER. 456 00:41:30,532 --> 00:41:35,223 Please say it's going to be spectacularly grisly! 457 00:41:35,268 --> 00:41:42,263 Mes enfants, ce sois - tonight - we have prepared a murder of 458 00:41:42,308 --> 00:41:46,935 unparalleled and macabre savagery, 459 00:41:46,980 --> 00:41:50,775 of reckoning and revelation! Birthday murder! 460 00:41:50,820 --> 00:41:53,783 ALL:Birthday murder! Birthday murder! Birthday murder! 461 00:41:53,828 --> 00:42:01,556 Birthday murder!For you, this is a game, but for me, it is my calling. 462 00:42:01,601 --> 00:42:04,151 I catch killers. 463 00:42:04,196 --> 00:42:06,007 Actual killers. 464 00:42:06,052 --> 00:42:10,167 Tomorrow I will hunt them again - I will follow their trails of 465 00:42:10,212 --> 00:42:14,583 blood, but, mes enfants, tonight 466 00:42:14,628 --> 00:42:21,815 blood will be our entertainment.Oh! 467 00:42:21,860 --> 00:42:24,247 Birthday murder. 468 00:42:24,292 --> 00:42:29,047 Birthday murder! Birthday murder! Birthday murder! Birthday murder! 469 00:42:29,092 --> 00:42:31,223 Birthday murder! Birthday murder! 470 00:42:31,268 --> 00:42:36,919 Birthday murder! Birthday murder! Birthday murder! 471 00:42:36,964 --> 00:42:43,255 Don't come too close. I... I... I smell. 472 00:42:43,300 --> 00:42:47,479 It's in my throat, you see. Sometimes I can taste it. 473 00:42:47,524 --> 00:42:51,476 Je suis desole, for all your sorrows. 474 00:42:51,521 --> 00:42:55,991 Oh, I've been told Miss Grey is in a hotel. 475 00:42:56,036 --> 00:42:57,911 Franklin is like my darling Car - 476 00:42:57,956 --> 00:43:01,815 he won't hear a word against that bloody girl. 477 00:43:01,860 --> 00:43:05,783 A pretty face and a sob story about being an orphan and they are 478 00:43:05,828 --> 00:43:12,836 both putty in her hands. 479 00:43:12,881 --> 00:43:18,775 Lady Hermione, I'm told you believed I came to the house - 480 00:43:18,820 --> 00:43:23,639 not years ago, but recently. 481 00:43:23,684 --> 00:43:26,903 Oh, the morphine plays tricks on me. 482 00:43:26,948 --> 00:43:31,575 Sometimes I forget that Car is dead. 483 00:43:31,620 --> 00:43:39,620 Such cruel tricks. SHE GROANS. 484 00:43:40,260 --> 00:43:45,015 It was, er... just a person. 485 00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:49,436 I was by the window against the sun, 486 00:43:49,481 --> 00:43:52,887 which is supposed to be good for me. 487 00:43:52,932 --> 00:43:58,391 The same hat, the coat. 488 00:43:58,436 --> 00:44:01,655 No, thank you, we don't buy anything at the door. 489 00:44:01,700 --> 00:44:07,927 But it was just a salesman. 490 00:44:07,972 --> 00:44:11,319 Of course, I knew it wasn't you. 491 00:44:11,364 --> 00:44:15,927 But just for a moment, I was so happy. 492 00:44:15,972 --> 00:44:19,127 "Poirot is here," I thought. 493 00:44:19,172 --> 00:44:27,172 "Now we shall have fun, like we did when we were beautiful." 494 00:44:38,628 --> 00:44:43,767 Did you ask Miss Grey about it? 495 00:44:43,812 --> 00:44:51,812 I had another attack. 496 00:44:55,721 --> 00:45:03,721 And then Car was killed, and I was so confused. 497 00:45:04,932 --> 00:45:10,076 What did this visitor look like, the one you thought was me? 498 00:45:10,121 --> 00:45:17,495 Young? Old?I'm not sure. 499 00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:23,276 Thora was always waiting for me to die. 500 00:45:23,321 --> 00:45:28,183 Even when I was still alive. 501 00:45:28,228 --> 00:45:32,407 Don't let her get her claws into Franklin. 502 00:45:32,452 --> 00:45:40,452 Promise me she won't get her claws into him. 503 00:45:59,332 --> 00:46:01,916 Er, I... I don't know what he looked like! 504 00:46:01,961 --> 00:46:04,087 You don't look travelling salesmen in the face, 505 00:46:04,132 --> 00:46:05,943 it only encourages them! 506 00:46:05,988 --> 00:46:07,629 I... I bought a pair of stockings from him 507 00:46:07,674 --> 00:46:09,399 to make him go away. Was he dressed like me? 508 00:46:09,444 --> 00:46:10,999 I don't know! 509 00:46:11,044 --> 00:46:13,879 What type of stockings? Do you remember the name? 510 00:46:13,924 --> 00:46:16,375 I don't know. What colour was the packet? 511 00:46:16,420 --> 00:46:19,063 I threw the packet away and I only wore the stockings for a few 512 00:46:19,108 --> 00:46:21,175 hours and then I threw them away, too.Why? 513 00:46:21,220 --> 00:46:23,113 Because I have long legs and they were too short 514 00:46:23,158 --> 00:46:25,015 for me! Thora, why didn't you say any of this? 515 00:46:25,060 --> 00:46:27,476 Because I forgot. You forgot? How could you forget? 516 00:46:27,521 --> 00:46:30,356 Because I did! There were police everywhere, and Sir Carmichael was 517 00:46:30,401 --> 00:46:32,350 like a father to me, and now everyone's shouting 518 00:46:32,395 --> 00:46:34,103 me, and I've done nothing wrong except... 519 00:46:34,148 --> 00:46:36,407 No-one's shouting.Yes, you are! Why are you even here? 520 00:46:36,452 --> 00:46:38,293 You said you'd be at Combeside. None of this is 521 00:46:38,338 --> 00:46:40,292 fair... I had to come down when I found this out! 522 00:46:40,337 --> 00:46:42,743 ..None of this at all. No-one understands or cares about how 523 00:46:42,788 --> 00:46:50,679 bloody awful it is to be me! SHE SOBS. 524 00:46:50,724 --> 00:46:58,724 SHE CRIES 525 00:46:58,788 --> 00:47:04,439 Excuse me for a moment. 526 00:47:04,484 --> 00:47:07,511 Thora... 527 00:47:07,556 --> 00:47:12,183 Come on, now. I'm sorry. Don't cry, I know, I'm sorry. 528 00:47:12,228 --> 00:47:15,596 I... I... I shouldn't have shouted at you. 529 00:47:15,641 --> 00:47:17,943 I'm sorry. 530 00:47:17,988 --> 00:47:25,988 Come here. I'm sorry. 531 00:47:38,596 --> 00:47:46,596 GUNSHOT AND SCREAMS 532 00:47:48,324 --> 00:47:51,927 There is a man there, sleeping. 533 00:47:51,972 --> 00:47:53,783 Yes, he comes in most nights. 534 00:47:53,828 --> 00:47:55,447 This is for him. 535 00:47:55,492 --> 00:47:58,676 Then he should have it before it gets cold, Father. 536 00:47:58,721 --> 00:48:00,311 Yes. 537 00:48:00,356 --> 00:48:02,295 Peter. Peter. 538 00:48:02,340 --> 00:48:04,983 PETER GRUNTS 539 00:48:05,028 --> 00:48:09,847 Thank you. 540 00:48:09,892 --> 00:48:11,959 I wish you would take communion. 541 00:48:12,004 --> 00:48:14,903 It grieves me to see you leave mass without the Eucharist. 542 00:48:14,948 --> 00:48:19,255 I cannot take communion without confession. 543 00:48:19,300 --> 00:48:21,047 I do not confess. 544 00:48:21,092 --> 00:48:23,415 I believe it would bring you some peace. 545 00:48:23,460 --> 00:48:26,003 Why should we have peace? Why should 546 00:48:26,048 --> 00:48:28,215 anyone, here, now, have peace? 547 00:48:28,260 --> 00:48:31,927 We should be raging.Is that what you are? Raging? 548 00:48:31,972 --> 00:48:35,639 And doubtful, and terrified. Of what? 549 00:48:35,684 --> 00:48:37,687 Failure. 550 00:48:37,732 --> 00:48:40,119 Of not being enough. 551 00:48:40,164 --> 00:48:43,767 You can't possibly know that you would fail.Oh, I do. 552 00:48:43,812 --> 00:48:47,223 I have failed - failed terribly, catastrophically. 553 00:48:47,268 --> 00:48:50,876 I was not enough. Nor was he. 554 00:48:50,921 --> 00:48:53,047 I doubt him. 555 00:48:53,092 --> 00:48:54,967 I doubt all of it. 556 00:48:55,012 --> 00:48:57,207 So, Father Anselm, 557 00:48:57,252 --> 00:48:58,935 what do you say to that? 558 00:48:58,980 --> 00:49:02,036 I say that the confessional is just a few short steps over there. 559 00:49:02,081 --> 00:49:04,503 Come with me. 560 00:49:04,548 --> 00:49:07,767 You've already spoken it out loud - say it in there so that I can 561 00:49:07,812 --> 00:49:13,655 absolve you and you can receive the sacrament. 562 00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:21,700 God forgives all.But I do not. 563 00:49:53,700 --> 00:50:01,700 HE GROANS 564 00:50:02,852 --> 00:50:05,431 There, now. 565 00:50:05,476 --> 00:50:09,356 Well, here we go again, Horrocks. 566 00:50:09,401 --> 00:50:17,401 Hey? 567 00:50:43,044 --> 00:50:48,695 PIANIST PLAYS CABARET MUSIC 568 00:50:48,740 --> 00:50:50,423 Mind your back, ladies. 569 00:50:50,468 --> 00:50:53,943 Do beg your pardon. 570 00:50:53,988 --> 00:50:57,236 HE SIGHS 571 00:50:57,281 --> 00:50:59,191 Sharing with you again? 572 00:50:59,236 --> 00:51:00,983 Beggars can't be choosers, love. 573 00:51:01,028 --> 00:51:02,903 I'd earn more bloody money begging. 574 00:51:02,948 --> 00:51:07,831 And I'd keep better company! 575 00:51:07,876 --> 00:51:12,183 I know it was you in Macclesfield, that sewed Horrocks' hand inside 576 00:51:12,228 --> 00:51:15,895 his trousers, like he was being dirty. 577 00:51:15,940 --> 00:51:19,991 Well, I'm telling you now, you lay one finger on my dummy, and I will 578 00:51:20,036 --> 00:51:24,407 geld you with a rusty spoon, and I'm going to laugh! 579 00:51:24,452 --> 00:51:32,452 That's all you'll hear, you bloody bastard - my laughter! 580 00:51:42,761 --> 00:51:50,761 TRAIN WHISTLE 581 00:52:02,852 --> 00:52:08,119 Doncaster! This is Doncaster Station. 582 00:52:08,164 --> 00:52:11,383 Who sells stockings at a racecourse? 583 00:52:11,428 --> 00:52:14,583 Forget the stockings! "Giddy up" is what you say to horses. 584 00:52:14,628 --> 00:52:16,631 You've been to Doncaster races before. 585 00:52:16,676 --> 00:52:18,615 Where we're going is horses. 586 00:52:18,660 --> 00:52:22,967 But why would ABC give such a blatant clue? 587 00:52:23,012 --> 00:52:24,956 Because he's a cocky shit. 588 00:52:25,001 --> 00:52:28,436 They all get cocky, that's what brings them down. 589 00:52:28,481 --> 00:52:31,863 Did he say anything else to you? 590 00:52:31,908 --> 00:52:33,527 No. 591 00:52:33,572 --> 00:52:36,343 Well, then. He's close. 592 00:52:36,388 --> 00:52:44,388 I can smell him. 593 00:52:49,961 --> 00:52:53,516 APPLAUSE 594 00:52:53,561 --> 00:52:56,183 Coming into the final furlong, it's neck and neck. 595 00:52:56,228 --> 00:52:58,935 Chips With Everything drawing ahead, Lucky Chap is fighting back. 596 00:52:58,980 --> 00:53:00,855 Chadona is coming up on the outside, 597 00:53:00,900 --> 00:53:03,735 but it's Chips With Everything holding firm, holding firm. 598 00:53:03,780 --> 00:53:06,551 Lucky Chap is coming back! It's going to be neck and neck! 599 00:53:06,596 --> 00:53:08,535 It's Chips With Everything by a mile! 600 00:53:08,580 --> 00:53:16,580 Go on, you beauty! Go on! 601 00:53:18,820 --> 00:53:22,103 Eye-eye, Horrocks. 602 00:53:22,148 --> 00:53:25,943 CABARET MUSIC PLAYS 603 00:53:25,988 --> 00:53:33,988 HE CHUCKLES 604 00:53:35,524 --> 00:53:38,935 HE WHISTLES A MELODY 605 00:53:38,980 --> 00:53:46,980 HE URINATES 606 00:53:57,860 --> 00:54:05,860 HE GROANS 607 00:54:19,812 --> 00:54:23,415 ABC sells stockings door to door. 608 00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:25,015 Oh, shit! Shit! 609 00:54:25,060 --> 00:54:28,343 Who buys stockings at a race meeting? 610 00:54:28,388 --> 00:54:32,183 Showgirls might buy stockings between the matinee and the 611 00:54:32,228 --> 00:54:34,039 evening performance. 612 00:54:34,084 --> 00:54:37,623 ABC has made a mistake, Crome. 613 00:54:37,668 --> 00:54:42,103 This is Doncaster, but this is not Dexter Dooley, ventriloquist. 614 00:54:42,148 --> 00:54:46,327 This is Benny Grew, a risqué comic. 615 00:54:46,372 --> 00:54:49,591 More than a mistake, ABC has made a 616 00:54:49,636 --> 00:54:53,303 catastrophic error and will act. 617 00:54:53,348 --> 00:54:58,359 We must prepare for a storm of slaughter. 618 00:54:58,404 --> 00:55:06,404 We must prepare for the wrath of God. 619 00:55:21,700 --> 00:55:25,943 Ils arrivent! 620 00:55:25,988 --> 00:55:33,988 Ils arrivent! Soldats! 621 00:55:37,601 --> 00:55:39,836 Last tube, ladies and gents, last tube. 622 00:55:39,881 --> 00:55:43,607 Make your way to the exits, station is closing. 623 00:55:43,652 --> 00:55:51,652 Station is closing, thank you! 624 00:56:45,028 --> 00:56:53,028 GATE CLOSES 625 00:57:10,001 --> 00:57:18,001 PHONE RINGS 626 00:57:26,372 --> 00:57:28,316 Oui. 627 00:57:28,361 --> 00:57:30,551 HEAVY BREATHING 628 00:57:30,596 --> 00:57:34,967 I can hear you breathing. 629 00:57:35,012 --> 00:57:37,015 You have my attention. 630 00:57:37,060 --> 00:57:40,407 What do you want? 631 00:57:40,452 --> 00:57:48,452 LINE GOES DEAD 632 00:57:55,044 --> 00:57:57,943 "Who are you, Hercule? 633 00:57:57,988 --> 00:58:05,988 "Who are you really?"